People like to joke that it should be easy for us to find sperm. Just go to a bar and find a drunk guy, right? It seems funny because it’s true; really, though, it’s disgusting.
So what are the real alternatives?
The sperm banks, at $500 a vial, are quite cost prohibitive. They also provide frozen sperm, which is not as potent as fresh and therefore less likely to work as well. The few good things about it are: you know the stuff is clean because it’s been quarantined for 6 months and thoroughly tested; you don’t need a sperm donor contract because the donor is anonymous; and you know that once you’ve paid for it, the sperm is available when you need it.
Another alternative, which we decided to try, is looking for a local known donor who would be willing to agree and sign off on everything we want. We thought we’d found our guy—actually two guys, since we had a first and second choice. But within the past few days, these options seem to have dematerialized.
It’s that last reason of why sperm banks are good: You know you’ve got it when you need it. We have been trying to get a hold of our first choice guy to no avail. We liked him so much and can’t understand why he is not responding to our emails and phone message. We are not hounding or badgering; we’ve simply said we’re hoping he’s okay, but that we need to talk. My next ovulation is this weekend, and, unless he got his stuff and his blood tested today, there’s no way in hell we’re going to get it done. It’s so disappointing because we got the lab orders for him and we had the contract rewritten for him specifically. Now he’s awol?
Our second choice seems like a more responsible guy, even though we didn’t “like” him as much. This means he’s not the kind of guy you’d find at our dinner parties. I wonder now why that was so important in our choice considering the whole idea was to not have the donor in our lives. We emailed him to see if he was still interested since it looks like our first choice might be a flake. Well, he wrote back (which is a plus), but he said he’s planning to move to Korea to teach English in April.
Do we try to get things ready to work with him for the following ovulation—pay for all the testing and another contract—even though we may get only one try? Do we give our first choice a chance/time to resurface and explain? Can I handle going through the search for another donor all over again? Do we max out a credit card trying with frozen goods?
I’m dizzy and need to get out of the car.